- my parents: why don't you hang out with your friends?
- me: because you won't buy me plane tickets to visit them
do you ever wonder if people could watch your life on tv who they’d ship you with
(via s0wrongitspetergaskarth)
trying to explain fandom things to non-fandom people is like trying to explain trigonometry to a dog
(Source: zaynshomoerection, via captain-awkward-strikes-again)
